The Halle & Jess Show

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 16 (“Tips for NASA”) (via jestopherrobert)

Upon their recent “big news,” Halle and Jess stage an intervention for their friend NASA. If Stella can get her groove back, so can NASA. Am I right, ladies?

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 15 (“Inception”) (via jestopherrobert)

It’s hard enough to discuss the plot of Christopher Nolan’s INCEPTION, but when you haven’t seen it, it’s even harder to plan the idea in someone’s mind that they’ve seen ti so you can discuss it with them. Damn Halle and her well-tailored pants!

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 14 (“Mad LIbs”) 

Who doesn’t ________ (verb) Mad Libs? Halle and Jess certainly do! This episode is all about those funny trips to the zoo, the beach, and other non-specific locations that provide hours of fun courtesy of the word “boobs.” That is until we find out there’s a problem with the internet Mad Libs Jess found…a horrible, horrible problem.

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Episode 13 (“Jared the Subway Guy”)

After learning the devastating news that Jared Fogel, nee Subway Guy, is getting married at the end of the summer, Halle unleashes the fury of an ex-girlfriend with an axe to grind. But, let’s face it, he’s STILL LOOKIN’ GOOOOOOD.

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 12 (“Bros Icing America”) (via jestopherrobert)

The latest thinly-veiled guerrilla marketing scheme is taking over college campuses, and Jess and Halle’s celebration of our fine nation! Check out Article ICE of the Bro-stitution for more information.

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 11 (“World Cup Fever”) (via jestopherrobert)

Halle’s caught the flufluzela—-an infection cause by lots of ties by countries that most Americans can’t find on a map. There’s only one cure—-REAL FOOTBALL

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 10 (“Pringles Taste Test”) (via jestopherrobert)

As preferred platinum Pringles(R) customers, Jess and Halle share with their loyal viewers the new line-up of flavors appearing in the 2010-2011 rotation. Excitingly delicious! (Also, so many Pringles were consumed during the filming of this episode, that neither Halle nor Jess will ever consume a Pringle again. Well, we know that’s not true… but they won’t for a while.)

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 9 (“The Rumors Are True!”) (via jestopherrobert)

Halle and Jess discuss the latest internet rumors… that they have made up. But that won’t stop them from spreading it around!

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 8 (“Sex and the Shoesey: Shoe!”) (via jestopherrobert)

Halle gives viewers a (SPOILER ALERT) point-by-point plot description of the new Sex and the City 2 movie, which—as we all know—-is just the poor man’s Golden Girls on the set of Aladdin.

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 7 (“Homocinemal”) (via jestopherrobert)

In light of the recent Newsweek article claiming that gay actors are incapable of “playing it straight,” Halle and Jess reenact some classic movie moments the way they will look when we know that the lead actor was gay.