The Halle & Jess Show

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 16 (“Tips for...

Tue, 07 Dec 2010 11:28:20 -0500

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 16 (“Tips for NASA”) (via jestopherrobert)

Upon their recent “big news,” Halle and Jess stage an intervention for their friend NASA. If Stella can get her groove back, so can NASA. Am I right, ladies?

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 15...

Thu, 05 Aug 2010 14:20:35 -0400

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 15 (“Inception”) (via jestopherrobert)

It’s hard enough to discuss the plot of Christopher Nolan’s INCEPTION, but when you haven’t seen it, it’s even harder to plan the idea in someone’s mind that they’ve seen ti so you can discuss it with them. Damn Halle and her well-tailored pants!

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 14 (“Mad...

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 21:19:23 -0400

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 14 (“Mad LIbs”)

Who doesn’t ________ (verb) Mad Libs? Halle and Jess certainly do! This episode is all about those funny trips to the zoo, the beach, and other non-specific locations that provide hours of fun courtesy of the word “boobs.” That is until we find out there’s a problem with the internet Mad Libs Jess found…a horrible, horrible problem.

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Episode 13 (“Jared...

Thu, 08 Jul 2010 10:11:00 -0400

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Episode 13 (“Jared the Subway Guy”)

After learning the devastating news that Jared Fogel, nee Subway Guy, is getting married at the end of the summer, Halle unleashes the fury of an ex-girlfriend with an axe to grind. But, let’s face it, he’s STILL LOOKIN’ GOOOOOOD.

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 12 (“Bros Icing...

Thu, 01 Jul 2010 09:39:17 -0400

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 12 (“Bros Icing America”) (via jestopherrobert)

The latest thinly-veiled guerrilla marketing scheme is taking over college campuses, and Jess and Halle’s celebration of our fine nation! Check out Article ICE of the Bro-stitution for more information.

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 11 (“World Cup...

Thu, 24 Jun 2010 13:45:00 -0400

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 11 (“World Cup Fever”) (via jestopherrobert)

Halle’s caught the flufluzela—-an infection cause by lots of ties by countries that most Americans can’t find on a map. There’s only one cure—-REAL FOOTBALL

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 10 (“Pringles...

Sat, 12 Jun 2010 13:37:14 -0400

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 10 (“Pringles Taste Test”) (via jestopherrobert)

As preferred platinum Pringles(R) customers, Jess and Halle share with their loyal viewers the new line-up of flavors appearing in the 2010-2011 rotation. Excitingly delicious! (Also, so many Pringles were consumed during the filming of this episode, that neither Halle nor Jess will ever consume a Pringle again. Well, we know that’s not true… but they won’t for a while.)

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 9 (“The Rumors...

Thu, 03 Jun 2010 09:33:32 -0400

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 9 (“The Rumors Are True!”) (via jestopherrobert)

Halle and Jess discuss the latest internet rumors… that they have made up. But that won’t stop them from spreading it around!

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 8 (“Sex and the...

Thu, 27 May 2010 11:16:53 -0400

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 8 (“Sex and the Shoesey: Shoe!”) (via jestopherrobert)

Halle gives viewers a (SPOILER ALERT) point-by-point plot description of the new Sex and the City 2 movie, which—as we all know—-is just the poor man’s Golden Girls on the set of Aladdin.

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 7...

Thu, 20 May 2010 10:40:06 -0400

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 7 (“Homocinemal”) (via jestopherrobert)

In light of the recent Newsweek article claiming that gay actors are incapable of “playing it straight,” Halle and Jess reenact some classic movie moments the way they will look when we know that the lead actor was gay.

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 6 (via...

Fri, 14 May 2010 10:39:33 -0400

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 6 (via jestopherrobert)

There was a little disagreement about what was the most important news story of the week: Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan or… Marmaduke. THE DEBATE RAGES!

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 5 (via...

Thu, 06 May 2010 17:58:48 -0400

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 5 (via jestopherrobert)

Watch as we discover the similarities between Jess’ butt and a damaged oil rig ruining the earth’s environment! Hint: they both have to be covered with a 4-story-tall containment dome to be stopped.

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 4 (via...

Fri, 30 Apr 2010 10:34:32 -0400

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 4 (via jestopherrobert)

TAKING IT TO-THE-STREETS! H&J get their hands dirty taking on those WALL STREET FAT CATS down on WALL STREET! Wait…there aren’t…actually cats down there, are there? Because we are highly allergic, and don’t want…o, okay, no? Just people? TAKING IT TO-THE-STREETS!

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 3 (via...

Thu, 22 Apr 2010 13:07:00 -0400

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 3 (via jestopherrobert)

Ke$ha vs. the Volcano: who is the hotter mess? The answer may not surprise you! Note to self: filming during a sunset, not the best for continuity.

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 2 (via...

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 13:39:00 -0400

The Halle & Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 2 (via jestopherrobert)

Since we starting make videos again (last week), we have been on the prowl for corporate sponsors! Are you a high-powered executive who just spends every day browsing the web for videos by fledgling comedians? Is that what you guys do all day? O, I knew it, I KNEW it! Well then, please watch and find out how we can use branding, Cleveland Steamers and highly-respected actor Brendan Fraser to sell your product to the ~~gibbering, unclean masses~~ America Public!

Also, according to IMDB, in the Brendan Fraser film George of the Jungle, “The ground in the jungle was made of mashed potatoes!” Whoa ho ho! That is actually pretty great! Mr. Fraser, we salute you!

I forgot the Dancing Itos! Well, I didn’t forget about...

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 11:40:00 -0400

I forgot the Dancing Itos! Well, I didn’t forget about them so much as we were 9 when they were on tv. I wish we had actually been talking about them in the video, though. I think if Jay Leno had reminded the world that he brought us the Dancing Itos during the whole Coco debacle, people would feel a lot differently about the whole thing. Haha, just kidding, it would just be us with picket signs demanding more Itos! Team Ito Forevz!

H&J superfan Davey made us some screen shots of the...

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 11:24:34 -0400

H&J superfan Davey made us some screen shots of the YouTube’s incredibly helpful and accurate audio transcription of our last video! YouTube will do anything to preempt our annual Harriet Tubman Memorial Extravaganza, won’t they? WON’T THEY?

The Halle and Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 1 (Supersized!) (via...

Thu, 08 Apr 2010 09:49:00 -0400

The Halle and Jess Show: Season 2, Ep. 1 (Supersized!) (via jestopherrobert)

Welcome to episode 1, season 2 of our new/old web series the Halle & Jess SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! We are Halle Kiefer and Jess Burkle, two stand-up comedians in New York who met in third grade but only recently realized (with not a little dismay) that we are infinitely funnier together than apart. Join us, won’t you, as we muse about carbs, prisoners, face-transplants and double-teaming. Because we are a team! And there are two of us! So get ready to get double-teamed hard-core through the internet because in reality there is a Gayle, but in our minds, we are both Oprah.